November 2010
48 posts
“Today I am a dark shapeless mass watching you from the corner of your vision....”
– Little old me.
“Today I am the wheezing crack in your bedroom wall making you wonder,...”
– Little old me.
“Today I am the sharp chill in your bones. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a fire-red fox with a taste for toes. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a silver winter sun, drawing heat instead of giving it....”
– Little old me.
“Today I am the curse of the Thanksgiving Turkey. Gobble-gobble, Buh-gawk! ...”
– Little old me.
“Today I am the horrible song in your head that will never go away....”
– Little old me.
“Today I am the evil version of your little sister. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a happy Hydra who will grow two new heads for every one you kiss. ...”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a potato famine french fry. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
WatchEveryone in the world has already seen this.. but I just love it in the dorkiest way possible. Oh well.
“Today I am an extra-large cockroach lodged in your ear canal. #monsteroftheday”
“Today I am a pair of haunted plaid pink pants. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
GORE.
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“Today I am the granter of wishes. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Today I am one of those cute kind of monsters that you want to hug even though...”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a nervous purple warbling birdie with a scary mommy. ...”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a psychopath trying to hold back silly urges and failing. ...”
– Little old me.
“Today I am shifting mass of phlegmy human organs. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Love is a greasy Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwich. Yum.”
– Little old me.
Asking and Telling
To those who are for the policy “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” and who also believe that our nation’s security is important, please refrain from complaining the next time our country is attacked by Terrorists. If you want to limit the number of people who are interested in protecting our vulnerable cities, don’t be surprised when our cities are attacked. How about...
“Today I am belly-button burrowing black cricket. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Oh, life. Oh, people! You are very good to me, and I am lucky. One day I will be...”
– Tavi Gevinson
“Today I am a whisp of an idea that may turn into something quite destructive. ...”
– Little old me.
Fantasy Adventure Authors @ Books of Wonder →
I’ll be signing copies of The Nightmarys at Books of Wonder on 11/11. Come see me and some other awesome authors.
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“Today I am a living shmear of magnetic goo. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Today, I am a fire-breathing firefly. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
“Today I am a fifty-foot sloth with bright yellow fur. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me. 