January 2011
59 posts
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Jan 1st
December 2010
62 posts
“Today I am the ghost of 2010. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 31st
“Today I am a zombie Crabby Patty. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
256 notes
“Today I am Blood Computer. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 29th
“Today I am a thousand silverfish squirming under your sheets. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 28th
“Today I am what you think is a frozen hand that you find deep in the snow drift....”
– Little old me.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
“Bonus. Today I am the empty discomfort you feel upon waking from a disturbing...”
Dec 27th
“Today I am weather that ruins all your plans. #monsteroftheday”
Dec 26th
“Today I was late. Sorry! #monsteroftheday”
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
559 notes
“We’re the only two people who didn’t know humpty dumpty was an egg....”
– Maria, my stepmom. (about herself and my dad and nursery rhymes).
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
“Today I am what you think is Love but is something else entirely....”
– Little old me.
Dec 24th
“Today I am a little black ball of Doubt that you forgot to take out of your...”
– Little old me.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
177 notes
“Today I am a deadly-poisonous pricker bush that appeared in your bathtub....”
– Little old me.
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
291 notes
“Today I am slug, oozing cement. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
“Today I am the Phantom of 14th Street. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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“Today I am the jitters. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
“Today I am a book called ‘The King in Yellow.’ Read me if you dare....”
– Little old me.
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
“Today I am a great big conspiracy that makes you believe I am good when I am the...”
– Little old me.
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
593 notes
“Today I am spine-burrowing wolf spider. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
Dec 14th
“Today I am Leviathan racing up from the dark depths. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 14th
“Today I am a treasure map where X marks the spot of doom. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 13th
“Today I am pen, paper, and a small jar of blood. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 12th
“Today I am a city-wide blanket of ennui. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 11th
“Today I am your last Tumblr post that got deleted by their server....”
– Little old me.
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
Dec 10th
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“Today I am Congress. #monsteroftheday”
– Little old me.
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th